Occasionally I go to a bottomless mimosas brunch, and occasionally have one two many mimosas. The result is an inexplicable desire to FaceTime with pretty much anyone in my phone book. I don’t know if this is a post colligate phase, where I feel far away from my friends, or just an inexplicable bad day drinking choice. Either way after a particularly bad bout of Facetime harassment I decided I need to apologize with brownies. Although brownies don’t entire make up for the time wasted trying to dodge my calls, they do soften the blow. Especially when stuffed with Fast Break candy and frosted.
Monthly Archives: August 2014
When I was in high school my parents used to make me see a nutritionist because they were so worried about the amount of sugar I ate. I had to make a deal that I would eat at least one real meal a day consisting of no sugar and some protein. I had eating habits resembling that of 8 year olds and the Easter Bunny, and my parents were determined to change me. I’d like to think that since high school my diet has changed, although this blog has not helped my case. I no longer carry Gobstoppers at all times, and my one real meal a day has even increase to two. Making the parents proud.
I typically don’t include savory dishes, but this tart was too pretty to pass up. And the whole wheat crust was pretty life changing, so I decided to make an exception.
Whole Wheat Crust
- 8 tablespoons unsalted butter (1 stick), melted
- 3 tablespoons granulated sugar
- 1/4 teaspoon fine salt
- 1 1/4 cups whole wheat flour, plus more as needed
- Heat the oven to 350°F and arrange a rack in the middle.
- Combine the butter, sugar, and salt in a large bowl and stir until evenly incorporated.
- Add the measured flour and stir until just combined and a soft dough forms.
- Sprinkle the dough over the bottom of a well buttered 9-inch tart pan with a removable bottom. Using a measuring cup or your fingers, evenly press the dough into the bottom and up the sides of the pan (flour the cup occasionally to prevent sticking).
- 1/2 cup grated sharp cheddar
- 7 eggs
- 1/2 tsp finely chopped thyme
- 1/4 tsp salt
- Pepper to taste
- 1 finely sliced large tomato
- Beat eggs, thyme, salt and pepper until eggs begin to froth.
- Sprinkle the cheese on the bottom of the tart evenly.
- Arrange the slices of tomato over the cheese.
- Gently pour the egg mixture over the tomato.
- Bake at 350 degrees for 30- 35 minutes or until egg mixture is set.
I mentioned a few posts ago that I was going to be teaching with Just Simply Cuisine, and I’m happy to report back that everything went well. The only time my nerves showed, and broke my teaching facade, was when I started to shake while cutting the lemon bars. With cooking you can taste and modify, but with baking once the thing goes in the oven you are sh*t out of luck. As I cut the lemon squares I was flooded with all of the potential mistakes I could have made. They could be overcooked, too tart, not have enough sugar and did I even remember to add the flour?! At this point I’m pretty sure physical beads of sweat were dropping on to the squares and intermingling with the glaze. I didn’t even have a chance to try them before they were plated and passed to the students. Luckily people did not immediately upchuck, and if they were insulted by the flavor, they convincingly disguised it. Chris, the instructor, even invited me to teach again, which was the best compliment. Although now I know anxiety medicine is a prerequisite to teaching.
I have been experimenting with recipes and started with individual crisps. I figure there isn’t much room for error here, and plenty of room for creativity. I used this recipe as a base, but plan to modify it to include other stone fruits, and maybe even some berries. The great thing about this dessert is I can actually make one at a time. So the issue I faced with the excessive amount of lemon bars will not be repeated.
When it comes to desserts, I am always trying to up the anti. Rice Krispies aren’t complete until they are doused in sprinkles and every quick bread needs dozens of add ins and some sort of glaze. Maybe one day I’ll be a purest but for now I want each dessert to be more extravagant than the last. Besides, plain chocolate chip cookies are not overly interesting to photograph… I want something with layers and textures and variety. Mission accomplished with these brownies. Find the recipe here.